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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

posted 2 days ago with 173,450 notes

queeenkoshi:

🌴💘✨ cyberghetto queen ✨💘🌴
"Cosmos is a Greek word for the order of the universe. It is, in a way, the opposite of Chaos. It implies the deep interconnectedness of all things. It conveys awe for the intricate and subtle way in which the universe is put together."
Carl Sagan, Cosmos  (via wordsnquotes)

posted 2 days ago with 2,364 notes

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

posted 2 days ago with 266,942 notes

slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

posted 2 days ago with 21,398 notes

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

posted 2 days ago with 566,246 notes

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

posted 2 days ago with 272,973 notes

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

posted 2 days ago with 379,408 notes

jakeelko:

Alaska - Midnight Moon